@girlwithapen: Last one, I swear.

@girlwithapen: BB number 2:

@girlwithapen: Beautiful Brit submission #1:

@girlwithapen: I would so go straight for him!

@she's a rejector (formerly Fanita): Yeah, that one is horrrible! "Worst fucking awesome ever?" What does that MEAN? "Soul-raping eyes?" Is that a COMPLIMENT?

@Joie de Vivre: Waaaaaaant!!!

@heartsrevolution: Amazeballs! I know only one person who says this. I know it's a long shot, but K, is that you??

@j_rawr: Beats me. I'm an adult and my stepmom won't be my FB friend. It actually really hurts cos it's kind of the straw that broke the camel's back in our somewhat fractured relationship. That said, I DO wonder if she secretly says stuff about me on there. Though I kind of doubt it b/c she's friends with her cousin…

@w33kdays: Ugh. I feel ya. My aunt is much the same. AND she hates my dad for absolutely no reason.

@Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux: Out of all the L&O's, this detective gets my vote for cutest!

@Kit Cloudkicker: Holy crap, I love those!! I am a sucker for birds and things that go on my hands but not fingers. Do you have an Etsy store?

So I was on this website and I came across the best thing ever!

@EdnasEdibles: "Hugsies?" Really?? Yikes. I think all the preggo hormones have gone to their heads!!

Pet peeve time: What Internetty word/term/emoticon/etc do you absolutely *hate?*

@lucysnowe: Also, the logo is fug.

@brittster: Heh, my old roommate's friend once met Santino. He had Santino call her (my former roommate) and leave a long, rambling message on her voicemail. It was 4 in the morning or something and she totally freaked out. She kept the message for like 3 months until it accidentally expired.

@rather be a geek than your groupie: Wow. That was a pretty spot-on article. I'm glad someone wrote it!!

@rather be a geek than your groupie: Never seen it! Going to read now. Thanks for linking!!

As originally reported by Gawker, there's more to this story. Gawk' linked to an article with has the police report.

Finally, someone is posing the question about female vs. male sexual assault, for lack of a better word. I am an out lesbian and was sexually assaulted by another woman — someone I considered a friend — at a party. Yes, I had been drinking, but only people I knew and trusted were there. Sadly, nobody saw it happen and…