@mrsjakeryan: Wow! He's purty! Not all skulky-sulky like Pattinson. Who is he? Pardon the ignorance...

Wow. So I tried to watch Twilight last night just to see what the hype is about. I made it through MAYBE 35 minutes. SO. BAD. And Robert Pattison or whatever his name is? ALSO sooooo baddddd.

@oathkeeper: ... One of the main reasons that Christian orgs help out in war-torn or disaster-struck countries/communities is to CONVERT PEOPLE. The help comes, but most often with a hefty dose of pressure to become "one of us." I've seen it with my own eyes here in America. And I think it sucks.

I loved Ghostwriter! I had a bit of a crush on Leni, especially when she got her Mac Classic to transcribe the music she was playing into sheets of notes... Be still, my heart!

Is it just me, or is Ms. Campbell looking a little Jocelyn Wildenstein-y in that picture? Something about her face screams recent plastic surgery.

@AngriestGeek: Why did they sue? I didn't hear anything about this and am thus ignorant.

@bluetrain84: JNCOS!! I lived in those in high school. Though no Hot Topic here.

@ZippyTheLangoustine:

@LLisCool: She's cute!! Nameplate + chocolate chip cookies + rad hair = WIN!

@RousseMacabre is a little bit CRAZY: They don't deserve all the good protein. Use rocks. Dog poo. Those anti-abortion fetus dolls. Water balloons filled with garbage juice/pig blood/urine/pepper spray/bleach/expired mayonnaise.

@gertymac: Whoa. Didn't know about the 1970 deal. I'm a total fainter (and a homo, only of the female variety) so I don't give blood anyway.

@ArmerFarmer: Huh?

@cisum88note: OMG story of my effing life! Only in my case it's Overgrown-Baby-Undergrad-Fakie-Hiphop-Thumpathumpa-Shittery thrumming through the walls... I feel your paaain. Is there a number you can call to report it, short of phoning the po-po?

@Atomic B: I hereby request pictures of said gerbil.

@JoJett es macha: YES! IT IS! Am I too old for "The Biebz?" ... Yes.

@joiful bets you think this song is about you: oooo keep us posted! tell if he calls!

Did anyone see the new Karate Kid movie?

@MadameWalkitout: To (of course) My Ex:

@killerkalinka: Pixies work on curly? I have curly and the only short haircuts that have looked good are Calvin (of Calvin and Hobbes) Post-Carrying-Surfboard-Out-Of-Ocean-On-Your-Head Waxed Spikes and Shaggymop Fauxhawk. Right now I'm rocking the I Don't Know What To Do So It's Shoulder-Length and Dull look...

@MiloMinderbender (will sell you shares of the syndicate.): athletic. all i can do well sports-wise is swim and throw a baseball/football. and surf, kinda.