@cowboy killer: Way to go! 6 months and then a see-ree-oss runaround? D-O-U-C-H-Eville.

@Rote Zora: See-ree-oss-lee? I don't have a GPS anymore (NYC = no car) so I am not aware of such things.

@LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman: Dude. Near-tear-inducing. Not cool (re: the tears) but stupendously awesome (also re: the tears) all at once, if ya know what I mean. :)

Whyyy the need to over-make-up 10-year-olds? Kinda weird, no?

@browan04: Bitch and frizz.

OMG ugliestdog EVERRRRR!!

Wa-ay too late, dude. Writing (and RECORDING) "Time of Your Life" cemented it.

Devon Aoki = Dakota Fanning?? Maybe she's hired Fanning a la JT Leroy...

@CurtCole: Yusss. I was all like "R-Grif in a buncha years?" And yes, I did just "RPatz" Rachel Griffiths :)

"We rarely stray outside of long-term relationships to find sexual satisfaction."

@PontiusPirate: Yichh. Am I the only lesbo out there in the known universe who doesn't like her??

@dearwalnutgrove: Saw this a while back. Viral video to pre-hype commercial? Leaked footage?

@kathleenchamberlain: OK, yodeling or rocking? I totally choose rocking, like you. Jewel was for wimps.

@topsoftrees: LOL! No Alanis, but Hole? Way to go, parents?

@JerrySizzler (aka rainywaves): That is actually kind of very awesome.

@NefariousNewt: I think it depends on the kid. My parents trusted me with the Internet and I was able to go on unmonitored. I never gave out my personal information or got into a sticky situation (that I couldn't get out of). Restriction isn't always the best answer to parenting. It may SEEM like it eliminates…

@thelizisawesome: Wow. I didn't know Peter died in a death march. Now I hate this Sharon Dogar person even MORE!!

@afropique: "The Revised Critical Edition?" I didn't know such a thing existed! Will have to get my hands on it. I was fascinated by the Diaries of Anne Frank as a kid.

@lolajane: I was just going to post those two!!!

@rosie.the.riveter: The ache will let up. I remember a few years ago when the girl I was kinda seeing dumped me, as much as one can dump the person they are only sorta involved with can. I spent a few horrible months crying and screaming at the steering wheel every time I drove past a place I associated with "us" and…