SIR. TILDA. <3 <3 <3

@lip_my_stocking: Single dads FTW! Mine raised me solo from 8-12. He did the underwear-buying and bathroom-guarding, etc. etc. Wish he could travel the world. He sure wants to...

@msridiculous447: I just used 'stoic.' :)

My dad, at the moment: Annoying but heartfelt.

@dukegirl22 (aka Al): That is SO MY DAD TOO!

Oh man. I was a senior in college and sah-ooo ready to lose the Big V. I was sort-of long distance dating this MUCH older woman who was initially resistant to me but eventually gave way to my persistence. (That and she hadn't gotten any in a while).

@JerrySizzler (aka rainywaves): Bilbo Baggins. I. Hate. That. Song. A lot. LOL, though!

@FUCKINGSPARKLES: Holy. Fuck. Both of those guys are douchenozzles. Next time: Take cell phone pix and plaster them all over HollaBack.

@i'vemadeahugemistake: The 64-thousand-dollar question. But I agree with @booboolee... Physical/borderline violent sports (boxing/rugby/karate) can REALLY, REALLY help!!

@cisum88note: Roommates. Fucking. Suck. I had some hellacious ones in college. How did you find this gal?

@TheBruteSquad: Do you have to let the hair grow for a while for the wax to work? That's one of the probs I've had with it.

@amethysts: YOU ARE SO NOT ALONE!! :) :) :)

@Jetgirly: Can't embed an image of the stuff I found. Feck.

@Jetgirly: This?

@Jetgirly: I am going to Amazon that shit like it's nobody's bizniz!

@TheExperience: Hmmm... Does SH have a lot of facial hair products? Just want to make sure I get the right one...

@agirlnamedstewart: Furreals, it's a BEARD. Like, as in could be in the circus :/

@metermaid: Ohhhhmygod, I know what it's like to hold that secret!! It sucks so hard. I have to shave every day too. I cut myself up pretty bad today, actually. Thank goodness my partner is an absolute doll and administered a cold washcloth to my chin and slathered me in Cortisone and Neosporin...

@ChessieCat: Microplaning... She used a scalpel? Did it hurt?? Tell!

@jenrobe: THANKS!! I will check it out.