Ok, Jezzies. Here's one for ya:

@I Call LOGIC FAIL!: You are the stuff of heroes. <3 <3 <3

@American as Apple Pie @heartsrevolution Add me as a +1 to the Love For Large Noses crowd! Large AND Hooked/Domed/Curved is even BETTER!

@theladyvanishes: I would so-oo play "Homophobe Blasters." Esp. if it was all retro "Math Blasters-y."

Things that make me want to cry: SAD/HURT BIRDS!

Holycrap, BAD SIDEBURNS ALERT! Sorry, that was catty. Wait, that effer just FORCIBLY TATTOOED some poor kid. N'mind, cattiness DESERVED!

I think full-grown Shiloh will look back at these mag articles and laugh her celebrity-spawn ass off. Because seriously, it's so stupid and effed up it's almost amusing.

Mindy Kaling + BJ Novack? Don't know why, but I DON'T LIKE. Maybe it's because I hated Mr. Novack's character on The Office so damn much.

@crocuta: Don't I KNOW it! Marshall is my fave. I do, however, love Kate and her foray into low-level Internet sexual entertainment as Princess Valhalla Hawkwind... Priceless.

URF. I've never been big on the idea that the DIRECTOR "makes" the film (maybe this is the disgruntled editor/DP in me talking), but I'm going to have to stand behind above-the-line women like S. Coppola and M. Harron... Not that they need any defending from dickpig B. E. Ellis...

If I were to cast a vote for Show With The Most INTERESTING Concept Of Diversity, I'd go with "The United States of Tara." I don't think any of them fit a mold, really. You've got the geeky straight-A snarker (gay), his slightly raver-y buddy (also gay), "intergenerational" couple next door (white and Middle Eastern…

I'd actually kind of like to see a modern Gidget, with appropriate liberties taken, of course. Maybe make her the only female in a dudes-only lineup on some far-flung locals wave—kinda like in the book The Tribes of Palos Verdes, a must-read for female surfers—or a fierce grom, John-John Florence but a girl. Fuck Blue…

@killershrew: OK, kinda off topic, but my dad totally calls people "real pills!" I read that with his voice in my head. :)

Oh my god. That mom... How she says that it's all okay because the performance wasn't for the "general public" or whatever... Suuuper flimsy argument, IMHO. There was a huge crowd at that dance show. How is that NOT public?!

Oh, oh, I can't resist adding my girl-crushes too—though I must note a separation between these and my perma-crush on my partner ;)

@mesmerelda: Yay for Canada! I'm actually an American, though, but most of my favorite bands are from up north.

I don't know, I find the whole "she's like a short man with boobs" thing kind of off-putting. I don't know if I can pinpoint exactly why, but it feels kind of... Not the point of butchness? As someone who was once classified as such (though by others, not by myself) I always felt being buch was more about…

@take it as red: Oh! Wow! Another person who has heard of the Tragically Hip!

Holee. Crap. That kid has TIMING!

Oh wow. You look like a 13-year-old, Peaches. AND racist, to boot!