See I didn’t like ocarina of time much (a death sentence by internet standards). The camera was so bad that some dungeon puzzles were just “find this object in 3 dimensional space” because that was enough of a challenge. I didn’t like that combat and terrain were largely separate from each other save for like, one…

People still unironically say Goldeneye is the best shooter when it barely functioned even then and is nearly unplayable now. Even Perfect Dark or better yet Timesplitters, which took the same thing and make it actually work, doesn’t get this weird praise.

The same company that posted record results last year and then said “it could have been more record resulty” and laid off 10% of their workforce? That company?

Overwatch fans are so horny it’s weird.

Yes, as it turns out, many of Classic’s systems were changed because they weren’t good, and nostalgia changes a lot of memory

Something that isn't time-gated. Complete it on my own time and be challenging, not just "yeah I played a lot during this month." Man I hate time-gated stuff

Yep. Nor play it at all because when a game has a battle pass and is free then the game’s entire progression system will be the battle pass and I can’t be bothered to care anymore. I only have the capacity to care about one game at a time with a battle pass and even then that’s stretching it.

Oh good, battle passes. Battle passes mean in-game store. I sure do love when games feel like jobs and you play purely based on the pressure to do so rather than any desire

I always play on second to hardest. I feel, as a general rule, the second to hardest mode is the most “challenging but fair.”

The lore nerd in me wonders how something as heavy as mjolnir armor can even use a grapple hook

Sometimes, every so often, gamers are alright

As a fan of tribes, I agree completely 

Oh you never want it stuck. It just became all you can think about after seeing a fever dream of a trailer

which is why there’s no reason to even look at user reviews. You’re tossing out half of them at least

Honestly tho who listens to user reviews? You’ll see people score it a 10 and say “it’s not perfect but...” and people score it 0 with “I hate gay people” or “EA die” or any other text you’d be unfortunate to read.

At least it’ll prevent the 14k 0.0 scores submitted 2 hours after release like with last of us 2, which is then shared all over like “SEE IT’S BAD.” With 36 hours, the bombs will at least have actual scores reviewed.

“Beating” is a little harsh. Especially with many games these days not having any sort of “end.”

I may have gotten battlefield 1 being a huge ww1 nerd, but I pre-ordered the big Titanfall 2 edition with the helmet, and I ended up playing Titanfall way more. I liked the first well enough, but the second I was not expecting to be as good as it was

reminds me of that guy that does those line rider synchronized things

Unfortunately so