‘Uh, no.’

Best job for cursing: porn actor. Saying the filthiest things imaginable is in the job description.

‘I approve.’

Slim’s out of town, actually.

Maybe Beatty’ll show up.

Stick around for more inappropriate comments.

Neither could Tottenham.

‘Stabbed, that’s a football connection.’

Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed.

Ronaldinho’s comeback has gotta start somewhere.

How the dickens did you come up with this?

Apparently that educational trip to Auschwitz for the young Lazio supporters didn’t go so well.

As the old saying goes, nothing good happens after 2 a.m.

Hopefully doesn’t end up dead for not following the cop’s orders.

I’m stunned that this happened in the cheap seats in Philly.

He used to host that show.

Let the Lucocku jokes begin.