Unfortunately Hulk won’t be coming to the rescue.

That’s one jacked up frogleg.

Fuck Garfield with a razor wire wrapped scratching post.

I can’t imagine.

That would cross the red, yellow, and green lines.

Yeah, and Keyser Soze too.

Dunks over six, fucks over seventh.

I smell laxbro.

He’d have an easier time getting to stuff down there if he dressed like this guy:

Plus bracelets.

Regular Show on Cartoon Network.

Geese are the worst.

Pikers.

Dear Mexico: You can have it back. We’ll even throw in Oklahoma.

Sometimes a shoe is just a shoe. Except when it’s a cock.

I want to drown in the heat of the takes.

Seriously, how can they expect to win many games with a hockey player on the roster?

Notre Dame’s second-tier rival is having an actual girl for a girlfriend.

Oh yeah.

We are not worthy.