Why do I have to click on this website almost every day and see a giant pic of THAT FUCKING NAZI CUNT elon mush or THAT FUCKING ORANGE CUNT Donny Diaper? Fuck those guys, I hope they ride a rocket into the sun but I’m personally tired of seeing their fucking ugly pie holes on this site.  That is all, thank you.

Yeah, I hate when they do that. At least you can tick the box to “search titles only” and that gets rid of most of that crap.

Craigslist is unusable now because you have those assholes that post the name of every single make and model in their listing, so I mostly get a lot of bad searches on there when it’s automobile related.

I used to enjoy their content. And I know it’s just a bunch of guys who are making money for themselves, but as Americans, we’re supposed to be avoiding consumption of Russian exports. Ultimately, the consumption of Russian exports is supporting Putin and his actions. Sorry for being political, but I just won’t watch…

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This is so true! When I was in highschool I worked at a store in the mall that rented a kiosk in the mall as well. You were sent to go work the kiosk if you screwed up, or pissed off the manager. It was horrible. Usually the “assistant manager” was working the kiosk as well. He claimed to have been in the special…

Badassador?  I just want to be a plain assador!

So, potentially, my loved one’s ashes will be sucked into an air intake and trapped in an air filter for eternity? 

From the header GIF, I’d say you’d need to watch out for this sort of situation.

RyanAir has only refrained from introducing a “Don’t Get Kicked in the Nuts When You Board the Plane” fee because they couldn’t figure out how to standardize the severity of the nut-kicking. 

I just visited the web site, and it’s on sale right now for the ridiculously low price of $13,200! Now you have absolutely no reason not to buy it.

Lemme put it this way - the dude claims to have flown a plane (powered by a steam engine, no less!) through a park in the middle of Pittsburgh, and yet somehow there were no independent witnesses?

NO!.. he thought they were transvestite immigrants who were trying to give him gender reassignment surgery before making him buy an EV, installing LED bulbs in his house, and then take his job. 

This country’s gun culture is fucking off-the-rails absurd. 

I hope the bird strike theory doesn’t Sully the reputations of the deceased pilots.

You are 100% correct.

He doesn’t have a business that he needs to pay “protection money” for. 

I dropped two eggs a few days ago getting them out the fridge and was more annoyed at the loss in terms of cost than all the tidying mess.

Look at Scrooge McDuck here, leaving EGGS in the car like it’s nothin.