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Will people ever learn? While it’s good that the toddlers weren’t hurt, they should not have been driving in the first place!

Burn it, salt the earth so nothing can ever grow there again, and *then* nuke it from orbit.

They are essentially mobile homes with the build quality of a camper. Which if you know anything about the build quality of campers these days should send anyone running far away from buying one.

How about we deal with the underinsured knobs who think “cutting up” is fun first? The size of our firetrucks is hardly cracking the the top 1000 on my list of concerns with our roadways 

Most likely a water heating system. Using the sun for hot water can save a lot of money, and in Brazil it will likely be all you need for the hot water your household would use. 

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Looks to me as if the plane bounced before the gif starts.

And it’s barely a frunk. Where am I going to put all of my shrimp?

A lot of these coasters are in repressive religious regimes where my ways are frowned upon if not actively persecuted. Of course I mean Sandusky, Ohio.

Mostly sofas/love seats with lubed glove between the cushions

Because....

This election is wild. On one side you have two completely rational, intelligent human beings who seem to genuinely want to steer the country on the right path. On the other side you have two bloviating lunatics who cozy up to dictators, want women’s value to be determined by the amount of children they have, and have

Right? Treating these cards on their merits in real life and their IRL limitations is such a baffling choice. I’m surprised they didn’t point out that the Delorean couldn’t actually travel through time too. Some real terrible takes in this list.

So I don’t think I’ve ever read a Jalponik list that I more throughly disagreed with.

It’s just a Kei version of yesterday’s Viper. 

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He will say whatever is needed to make Childress and Penske give his SuperPACs a fat multimillion dollar contribution. At this point, he is in full prostitution mode. He might even do this to them behind closed doors...

How are you doing? It’s amazing. It’s so amazing. We should send you into, I’ve always said get some of these guys. I have a lot of friends in that world. I don’t know. I think, isn’t Roger Penske, like, a great guy? The guy won 20 Indianapolis 500s. This guy (pointing to Childress) wins all the time. I mean, we

“...and that is why on Day 1 of my presidency that I will outlaw EVs and hybrids and mandate a payphone be installed on every street corner in the country! And not just payphones, but coal-powered payphones!

Looks more like the light-pole did the trick. The phone pedestal offered no resistance whatsoever.

Those dumbasses were fishing where a whale was feeding and got in the way. And sometimes they like to breach just for the hell of it. It happens more often than you would believe that they run into boats, it’s just rarely caught on video. I grew up on the Gulf of Maine - you stay away from whales when they are doing

One of the things that’s most telling about Verstappen is that when he was winning, his team was content to just soak up his bullshit and his rants and bullying. And now that he’s not, they seem to have ZERO patience for him. I think he legitimately forgot that what goes up can also come down.