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WHATS WRONG WITH MY NAME!?!!!?!?!?1

Czechoslovakia was not part of the Soviet Union (though part of the Warsaw Pact).

not a soviet car

jezza and James drove a Niva in the  “did the Soviets ever make a good car” episode of Top Gear.  I’ll save you some time...  No, they didn’t.

i scrolled straight to NP.

I voted NP for the sheer boldness of this vehicle and its potential $ per lolz quotient 

Finally something right sized for all the whiners going on about WAHHHH TRUCKS ARE TOO BIG THESE DAYS.

If you told me that footage was from an xbox 360 halo game I would have believed you, and then yawned.

Same color scheme as the PS1.

Ignoring outliers, modern cars last longer and run more reliably than old cars.

Did I just wake up in 1985?   Because if I didn't, this is certainly crack pipe.

Some people can’t have multiple cars. Some people take on vacation a year and choose for that to be spent overlanding. The same rigs you see out on the toughest trails still go to work during the week and stop at the mall for pants. You track your sports car 90% of the time? You bitch that people drive around in their

“Chonka!  Chonka!”

*Pikachonk

Leave Chonkachu alone!

They should totally write that into the article you definitely read.

A Charger isn’t for drag racing. They were marketed as a good car to convince ladies that you are good husband material.

I kind of like the idea that Jin is actually just bad at Haiku...

It will definitely be easy for the tow truck driver to spot on the side of the road. 

Nice Price. I can’t think of a more perfect color for a Range Rover destined to spend some quality time stranding it's owner on the side of the road.