One Toke Over the (Finish) Line

I’m not afraid of a loose seal!

Pretty good rule actually. When I bought my S60 (same vintage, but just a standard 2.0T) there was a noxious coconut smell in the thing. It was to disguise a damp smell due to a bad seal.

Oaaohhha.

(Unless you’re a Magrider. Make physics your BITCH )

And here I thought Planetside 2's tank physics were bullshit.

That does not look the tiniest bit fun. What a horrible ass workday for our men and women in uniform. I’m glad my desk has locks on the casters to prevent such unrewarding behavior.

Meanwhile at Metallica

We have finally achieved Maximum Metal.

Let’s just move everyone out of LA. Then give it to the NFL to build a massive multi stadium facility that all the teams play in. It’ll be like NFL Disneyland. Different tickets get you into one game or all day. Or stay the weekend and see all the sights!

That’s my default EQ settings. I listen to NPR.

EQ set for maximum flatness.

My favorite part is the Devils announcer beginning to explain how “there’s a nerve” in your calf that would make you jump three feet in the air a second after being slashed.

I agree......I’m willing to bet the average person saw the Super Bowl performance and thought “Michael Jackson tribute/cool dancing/oh it’s her new song/Bruno Mars!/Coldplay meh.”

Let’s talk about what’s really important here: is the tire pressure satisfactory?

No. He locks.

ok

No. She’s still in Kentucky

What am i supposed to do with lotion and a boner?

Feels a bit like regicide to vote CP against the King of the Streets, but that seems like way too much money. Forgive me yer majesty!