To anyone he has offended, President Bush apologizes most sincerely.

Sounds like a failure of the secret service more than anybody else. He’s got end-of-life dementia. No impulse control or awareness. From their apologies sounds like they know it. They should not allow these photo ops to happen. This is more like picking up a toddler and having them grab your boob. We are talking the…

He used to come into the restaurant i worked at in Maine as a teenager and grab ass like it was his job

He’s probably just sexually repressed because he married his mom.

Yup. This is all fairly usual. Broadway tours I worked on going through Houston, he’d pull this behavior with the chorus girls. People were usually warned to not be the ones next to him.

I’ve known plenty of people with dementia. Dementia is no part of what’s happening here.

I started this article thinking, “No. No way.” THEN BUSH’S PR TEAM ADMITTED IT!!

Shit, him and Obama are the only two of the last five Presidents of any party to not be a serial sexual assaulter. But, depending on what party one supports, one will overlook at least one of these serial sexual assaulters.

Yeah? You like magic? Get in the box.

The word “groped” was substituted for “assulted” after initial publication here.

For all future group photo ops, HW gets a fidget spinner.

This must be disappointing for those who want to remember Bush as a stand-up kind of guy.

I know that every time I’ve been groped, it has been such a calming and relaxing experience... /s (obviously).

Clearly grab-ass is inappropriate touching, but I have trouble with it being referred to by the same term (sexual assault) that encompasses grabbing the breasts or genitalia, and of course non-consensual penetration (whether with the penis, a digit, or a foreign object) of an orifice. (Cue “Lust for Life.”) I get that…

Huh, turns out that Trump is actually maintaining the dignity of his office.

“To try to put people at ease”

George W. Bush is the only one of the last three republican presidents who isn’t a documented serial sexual assaulter.

A kinder, gentler serial abuser.

You fucking kidding me? You have a chance to use the alliteration at the beginning of “Houdini” and the phrase “Whodiedinhere” and you bring that lazy shit into the paint?

I really wanted to give HW the benefit of a doubt here. He’s in wheelchair, probably not entirely lucid, so I was thinking, “maybe this legitimately was and accident or something” but it doesn’t look like that’s the case.