It should exist, if not for the sole purpose of developing young quarterbacks. How are these young backups supposed to get better if they sit on a bench for 3 years washing jocks? Sure, you can hope your QB cheats, and back into a 4-game tryout to be traded to a team with a shitty QB in the offseason, but otherwise…

Diving (not sliding) into first base can be faster than running it out.

The only downside of cargo shorts, besides not getting laid, is constantly catching kitchen cabinet knobs on the side of your pockets.

Oh look, someone who has no clue what domestic violence is

its a group with a high-turnover rate

2 and 4.5 aren’t school age. what’s you’re doing is raising your children, not homeschooling.

the most important social activity for school age kids is getting away from their crazy normal mom who can’t cut the cord

no time for giggling, 14 year olds are doing the same thing I did after watching that

didn’t he fuck up his ankle in the playoff series for Detroit the summer he signed with Orlando? Kept pushing it too far for no good reason on a fringe-playoff team weeks before he was to be a FA.

humph. sports are for espn. stick to abortions.

He stupidly walked away from his deal, thinking he could get more or that Lebron would come back. It was a PLAYER option. He can go drown in a river of Ian Desmond, Matt Harrington and Stephen Drew tears for all I care.

also, do they get 8 warm up pitches every time they get swapped back and forth? If so, I don’t know how the Yankees & Sox didn’t figure this out years ago to drag out their 5 hour games longer.

Why did he put Wood into the game in OF first if he wasn’t pitching? Why not wait until he had already pitched? Must be missing something... Or was that first move a double-switch to move Wood deeper down the order? But then the “real” pitcher would be moving up...

Lamest Draft diary ever. How many times did your dad call you shitting his pants? What did J-Bug order on his pizza? What line from Swingers did the Knicks pick remind you of? What part of Rounders was on when you flipped over to TBS?

How’s this for a hot take: Let those billionaires pay for their own fucking stadiums!

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Find a Y-shaped log.

i assume somewhere down here in the unusable kinja comments that no one can view someone already made a “I’m not saying its Pat Riley, but its Pat Riley” meme? Someone star that for me, please. TIA

Sugar packets make the best toothpicks. even better than toothpicks.

Put ball in net. Don’t use your hands.