He should have been ejecting for not sliding into 2nd base. His legs weren’t even on the ground until after he passed the bag (that he didn’t touch).

I think they trimmed back their return policy. TV’s are pretty limited now. a year max, if that.

that’s some pretty crappy advice:

Gloria and Derek are lucky they only felt 1/10th the fury from Barnes, as us readers did of Albert’s scorching Hot-Take.

He’s going to rehab, not trying to get a reservation for 8 at The Polo Bar.

I worked at a high end ice cream store.

yup, that’s the problem most coaches make. They don’t think about 4th down until 4th down. You’ve got to play third down already knowing if you are going to go for it on 4th.

I’ll take this take over the “Should charges be pressed?” takes, anyday...

I just pre-came in my pants

because they don’t want the kit delivered to their mother’s front door?

thanks, I knew somehow the nut-jobs found some fact/stat that sounded damning (i.e. PP doesn’t do mammograms), and are now promoting it out of context.

Anna, is there a definite answer on this PP cancer-screening buzz going around? I see all over facebook how the government just took away $$$ for women to get mammograms, which just sounds fishy (as does everything on facebook). But the only websites that challenge the myth seem like right-wing nutjob sites that show…

it will also be held in a driveway, that is 50% full of folding tables.

“And this offends you as a fat person?”

Everyone knows that Garden State sucked, what this blog pre-supposes is, “Maybe it didn’t?”

autographed picture of Yakov Smirnoff

that comes with the territory of being an actual writer.

that would be a real treat

He’ll be pissed someone rea—-ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzFART

we must be watching different ESPNs.