that was the 2nd time her traded up. after the 2001 super bowl, he dropped his college sweetheart like he had ran into Brandon Moore's butt.

I only remembered 2 of those

why do soccer goalies stop penalty kicks with their hands instead of their feet?

I think it could be quicker to "slide," if the slide is a dive that hits the base first and not the ground. Imagine a ground ball being hit to your side that you are running at. Do you think you could get to it quicker by diving at it with your hand or kicking at it?

there are at least 3 ways to take that, each funnier and more accurate than the previous.

I call BS on the movie theater email. no iphone has ever held a charge for 24 hours.

how does this thickneck psychopathic goon keep pulling down so much tail?

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He's wearing a Barry Bonds brace on his shooting arm, and he's complaining about short sleeves on his uniform?

My idea to fix this, is when a player is franchised by the team, he has 2 options: The current 1-year contract, or a 5 year contract (would be difficult to come up with an attractive 5 year deal based on top salaries, but they can do it). This would prevent teams from tagging players they don't actually WANT to make a…

anyone try it yet? Watched TD last night, and it ran like crap. The picture froze once a minute for a second, and then would fast forward to catch up with audio.

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43. bowl of dingleberries.

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Damn shame. Missed your golden opportunity for a Desolation of Smug comment.

Man, he really BROKE Hym—- ah fuck it

I guess banning A-Rod's cousin from ballparks wasn't enough, they should suspend Bosch for 50 games.

Its also worth noting his career in NY coincided exactly with the 8 year gap that the Yanks didn't win a world series in the 2000s.

Bagwell is Luis Gonzalez with more of his career in the non-testing era.

explain to me again what they got wrong. 3 very deserving players got in. 1 fringe player (Biggio) just missed, but will get in next year. 2 "deserving" players, that extended their careers by 10+ years with steroids and have lawsuits brought against them by the federal government didn't get in.