I could read these entries all goddamn day. I hate-watch the RH franchises like it’s my job. But let us not forget our favotire batshit crazy, cringe in discomfort-inducing housewife... RIP whatever your name is:

So you weren’t amused by their bouche?

“I just wrote the checks. What those ladies decided to spend that money on was none of my business. I don’t know. We didn’t keep in touch.”

Do you know what would be awesome? If we completely divorced health care from the employer/employee relationship. We could have some sort of, I don’t know, single payer system or something.

Is it wrong I have been waiting all day for this? Just to say again that Kathryn is the utter worst in every way...I think the shit stirring is an obvious ploy for screen time.

Agreed. The sad thing is, I will still watch it.

Yeah. :/

I live pretty close to Plano. It’s a horrible place. Not as soul-crushing as Frisco...

Poor Yolanda. Just remember, when life gives you lemons, make everyone you know go on the Master Cleanse.

Came here to say this, you already said it, I guess my work here is done.

YOLANDA, I’M A STRAIGHT WOMAN BUT PLEASE MARRY ME SO I CAN BASK FOREVER IN THE GOLDEN AURA EMINATING FROM YOUR LIFE/FRIDGE

I love Kandi.

Dallas? How has that not been a thing before? I don’t watch any of the RH shows but if ever there was a city that cries out “come film my gaudy, new money idiots,” it’s Dallas.

As a DFW resident...I CANNOT WAIT FOR HOUSEWIVES OF DALLAS and I need more info. Hurry it up Bravo.

HAHAHAH! My dad is SO into softball and SO into playing in his old man league and SO into sacrificing his body for the ball.

I just watched the video over and over again for like the tenth time and holy shit do I love this woman.

brianna is the real mvp of this show