I’m always gonna be pissed about not having an oil or transmission dipstick (not right now my car has an eCVT so no need).

Because you owned them for only 2 years.

Step 1: buy blizzaks

I’ve personally dealt with this dealership on a few occasions, it doesn’t seem too far-fetched.

When [Modest Mouse lead singer Isaac] Brock left the scene he backed into a cop car, but he just drove off. Sometimes life is okay.

A star for your reference to a favorite holiday film of mine. Now PUT THAT COOKIE DAUWNUH!

No no, it’s fine. They have safety string

Scrap. Probably $500-600 in metal right there.

And to think people scoffed at me when I said the Supra was basically a Japanese Mustang.

What’s The Ideal Amount Of Horsepower For You?

ALUMINUM PIECE OF SHIT!

Just make sure you don't accidentally buy the sugar free ones.

Just make sure you don't accidentally buy the sugar free ones.

Moose Magic

Who the fuck cares what anyone drives when they’ve lost a close friend?

So is that going to be the blower-through-the-hood of the tens?

Seeings you asked:

You’re missing the most important point: Yes, Compacts were shitty 40 years ago. But ALL CARS were shitty 40 years ago. ALL OF THEM.

“But, but, what about the (insert desirable old car here)? It was amazing and beautiful and better in every way than new cars!”

Nope. It was shitty.

That 40 year old Porsche 911? Shitty.…

Everything else is just a toy.

So this is what’s gonna kill this glorious age of performance cars we live in. This will destroy drag racing as we know it and multiple other racing series.