I saw one of these once. I feel like they are the worst offender.

One of these will bolt right in. Twin stick and turbo sounds like fun.

A Volvo 740 Turbo wagon. Same color as this one. We still have it as it has sat in our garage for 10 years with an ignition issue. I really wanna fix it up and tune it.

Something smaller than everything else, manual everything, and very underpowered. Like my car as seen above. You become aware of everything around you and you appreciate the nicer things in life. Then when you move on to something big, you don't act like you're king of the road.

Unlike what your mommy told you, you are not a special snowflake. SO DON'T USE YOUR FUCKING HIGHBEAMS. They won't help people notice your child filled minivan and in fact, will blind said people so they run into and kill all the children in your child filled minivan.

Me want big turbo Volvo.

Nissan SR20's. They sound monotone and bland.

I like to scare em. If somebody starts to drift into my lane or starts to merge into me, I let the rusty exhaust roar and the horn blare. Watching them nearly need their interior detailed is revenge enough.

Fun Fact: If you see an ambulance with stickers of blue or pink birds on the side. That is the number of babies that were born in the back.

Bill Cosby's was also sold to a guy who drove it off a cliff. So yup, only 1 left.

Stick shift cars that don't come with a tachometer. In fact cars that come without a tachometer period. RPMs are one of the most basic ways to monitor your engine.

While working on a POS Plymouth van in auto tech, it decided to spontaneously disintegrate all the rust underneath and it almost fell off the lift. I'm not sure why we keep the damn thing in the shop as it probably wouldn't even be worth the few usable parts it has left.

It could be worse...

This past couple of weeks I brought my mom's Subaru Outback into my auto shop class to do the front right wheel bearing. I ended up having to torch the ball joint in order to get it out, then replace it. I stripped 1 bolt and snapped another. I tore the CV boot. I stripped a bleeder screw when I went to bleed the…

I got 75 in mine.

The only car he called back the next day.

Every race in history has been won by a Miata. It became so unfair that they awarded first to the next finisher that wasn't a Miata. The reason we never see these Miatas is that the extremely complicated racing line they take manages to bend light around them, resulting in a fleet of invisible Miatas.

All the other journalists are staring in amazement at the fact that Ray can fill all 4 exhaust pipes at once.

A Mustang with this motor.

Yaris. It's a car. Just a car. Not much else really.