To steal their youthful essence and halt their own decay.

Why do people want to hug kids anyway?

Oh my god, that is the most succinct and brutally hilarious summary of our choices right now. I’m repeating this beautifully crafted thought to everyone! She’s not perfect, but Clinton will not set the goddamn house on fire while she lives there...... unlike the aforementioned orangutan who will undoubtedly set the…

I’m tired of my Facebook feed getting cluttered with false equivalency. “Both candidates are bad, can we get a do over? Lol!”

Listen, if there’s any positive thing to come out of this election it’s that these people are coming forward and identifying themselves. What we gotta do now is wait til the election is over, find these people, tag their ears, and notify the general public that those who are tagged are not to be trusted as teachers,…

We don’t need to hear from both sides if one side is batshit crazy and their stance is indefensible. This is how Republicans are winning and manipulating the system. This is done for the sake of “good television,” and Trump supports get to go on the air and shout out talking points and memes to reinforce the “I hate…

My father gave me 14 mil when I was just a lad,

I regret that I have but one star to give for this comment.

I’ve been thinking about that comment and I’ve come to the conclusion that his horrid temperament may actually be his best quality. Like all his other qualities are so bad that his temperament is the least bad of them all. (I’m not articulating this well, but hopefully my horrible joke is coming across.)

That and Hilary’s reaction was my favorite part. I LOLed and scared the cat, personally.

Do you not understand what’s at stake? Have you not been watching this repulsive human being? Abstaining from voting isn’t going to make any regime “go away,” it’s just putting him one step closer to the white House where he can play with people’s lives and destroy our planet. But if that’s what makes you sleep at…

Am I going insane? I’m trying to figure out the whole Clinton hatred thing. I just don’t understand how her missteps aren’t in line with EVERY OTHER POLITICIAN EVER. Like I get that people aren’t thrilled, or that she’s obviously power hungry and that is a turn off. But oh my God, think of every other election. And…

You have just won the internet for the entire election season. I’ll be using this. I’ll be sorely disappointed if it’s not a viral meme by this time tomorrow. A GALAXY of stars for you, and thanks for the genuine laugh in the midst of my election anxiety.

super hella fragile racist extra #Bragadocious