... because some people are running out of ways to be offended.

Wait, so, describing someone’s physical features and pointing out you find them attractive is always objectification? I thought objectification was when you only cared about the physical features and everything else about them was irrelevant. I haven’t read the book (and likely won’t) but that doesn’t seem to be the…

Because it’s 2017 and people have to find a way to fucking bitch about everything.