"We don't give a fuck, we're actually Yankee fans."
-ISIS

but what color does ISIS think that dress is?

The cognitive dissonance of a team named after murderers and thieves denouncing a murderer is very strange.

At its most basic definition, honorable means deserving of respect (according to Merriam Webster, anyway)

There are safe ways of doing cocaine?

He didn't get caught. He confessed rather than trying to hide it. So, yeah. Honorably.

He isn't entitled to anything, but if he's being bullshitted, he's entitled to call the bullshitter out for his bullshittery.

Jon Stewart always gave me a way to work through the anger and frustration and ridiculousness and wrongdoings of politics and people. Whatever awful thing had happened, you could watch him and even though the problem didn't get better, you at least could work through it and just go "Ya, somebody fucking gets it." And…

I'm just going to keep drinking this MacCallan and forget that this is happening.

I had no idea you were Lynchs Dr. Please tell us more medical diagnosis about people who you have never had a conversation with.

Go eat a bag of dicks.

Zlatan is the fucking best.

Legends of the Stall

It's a shame OKC doesn't appreciate what they have in him. You know what town appreciates a good PG?

Lithuania's Got Negligible Talent

Well, yes, they only scored 3 points in the second half, but if the PI was called correctly (not to mention +15 yards for the Dez Bryant penalty), they were on the doorstep for a field goal AT MINIMUM. So when refs take points off the board, it's hard to score.

It's not like the head of NFL officials was seen on the Cowboy's Party bus this past August.

First of all, Pettigrew's a TE. Second he was actually trying to catch the pass. If the defender wasn't interfering, Pettigrew doesn't make contact with the helmet at all.

lmao elbow to the throat? He got lit up. Watch chess

i wouldnt consider what he did "career ending".