"Not your blood Aldon, I have to drive home after the game."

He's clearly giving her a spray tan

Great tactic actually. If history has told us anything about Kobe, it's that first comes the assault, then comes the ring.

Deadspin picks its humanitarian efforts. And unless its race baiting, they aint interested.

agreed, lag kinda ruined the clip

He's alive, so sports blogs aren't doing their job. Unite your forces! Drive him to suicide! Write more articles emphasizing his misdemeanors! Sincerely, Dr. V's Magical Putter.

You can troll better than that. C'mon man get your head in the game.

Every time I watch these videos they have the magic ability to lag right as the player's about to shoot... and work again right as the ball is already in the net.

Sweetheart, I have three masters degrees and am finishing my doctorate right now at a Harvard peer. And Jesus, are Harvard people ever insufferable at conferences. Princeton, too.

Thanks steinberg.

I guess you never heard that the First Amendment is in the US Constitution and the FA is in England, or that the First Amendment is a contract between citizens and their government and not between an employee and his employer.

Can't see why they're wigan out about this.

Attorneys have to pass the bar, which covers an enormous volume of information in each jurisdiction. There are also law school exams and a universal curriculum that's been in place for like 200 years. So...

You have qualifying exams in a number of standard required courses mandated by each state's bar (contracts, torts, federal civ. pro, property...) Also, often times, you have lengthy written "dissertation" as well, in law review format, analyzing a niche area of the law. Then you have to sit for the bar exam …

Acquiring a JD from any half decent program requires passing lots of testing and far more writing that a Doctor of musical education. You churn out 20-40 page papers in law school like no other professional school.

Okay, but in practice you need one now. Robert Jackson was the last Supreme Court Justice to be appointed to the Court without a JD in 1941 (and Stanley Reed was the last one to serve; he died in 1957, 3 years after Jackson). Today, even if the President was willing to appoint someone without a JD, they wouldn't get…

fuck you #23 was Michael Jordan's number

Video shot by my Motorola Razr