Because racism.

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

I’m not an adult, I’m a child who’s levelled up.

I get that they just lost someone, but it’s still disrespectful for them to dress that silly for the funeral.

LMFAO AT THE CANADIANS OMG

Well, we all know Alex Rodriguez likes a clean bat. That reminds me of a guy the Dodgers had up for a cup of coffee near the end of 1968, the Year of the Pitcher, of course. Now, this young man, he liked to keep his wood glistening. He would polish it every day. Just in case he’d make it in the lineup. But the skip -…

Never thought that I would regret turning down an invitation to watch a fixed wheel bicycle race held on a Saturday night but here we are.

It’s actually about ethics in sixth grade track sports reporting.

Jesus Christ, junior high school half-marathon truthers are the WORST.

marathon truthers

I am hopelessly incompetent with neti pots. In my hands, they become an at home self waterboarding kit. All the fun of torture without the imprisonment!

I have nothing snarky to say. This article has disarmed me completely.

Must be dusty in here, I’ve got something in my eye . . .

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

Welcome to the redneck sport that is nascar.

Would have never happened if Papelbon remembered to shut the door.

The wipers, they do nothing!

Goddamn psych majors.