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Triumph of the Will Clark
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I very much hate myself for the gif I’m about to paste here:

Just FYI, when I get back to my computer from the bus stop I’m gonna ban everyone who came here to defend this doofus. Thanks.

Take a look at the interior, front.  See that vent right below the steering wheel?  That right there makes this worth more than the $2500 asking.  That is the best vent in the history of car vents.  Why more vehicles don’t have the ball warmer/cooler vent, I’ll never know.  I miss my old tahoe just because of that

Yeah, it’s ridiculously clean. Unless this truck is actively on fire when you arrive to pick it up at the asking price it seems like a no brainer. Even then, I mean it kind of depends on how badly it’s on fire. Could still be a deal.

Nice price, all day, every day. If you want to tow a camper on a road trip, this is the truck to do it with.

Looks like it would if my father-in-law had driven it 276K, and that’s a good thing.

Not really surprised at any of these but the BRZ and XT4. The BRZ, from how it was described, seems like it’s a poor man’s more practical Alfa 4C.

Toyotas of this vintage are the easiest cars in the world to steal. Buyer, please keep in a garage and never leave it out of sight.

who are these people?

I think 7 is my least favorite Beach House record, largely because it’s the same water-treading dullness as the rest of their catalog but with just enough off-brand flourishes for their (very dedicated) fan base to insist that it’s something new and revelatory and never shut up about it.

you know what though? that off road bit actually part of the definition of the “light truck” category by the EPA, which is exactly why all these tall hatches have at least one model with an “off road mode” which is usually just a little traction logic and throttle calibration and sometimes raised ride height.  The bar

This video will be relevant in 20 years after a few Michigan winters.

Why is it always “door of dicks” or “bag of dicks” or “bowl of dicks”? Where is the sack of vaginas? I’d stick my face into that...

It’s the automotive equivalent of a Best Made axe.

It’s amazing how trust fund babies jumping on 70's 911's and Overlanding vehicles have managed to make two of the coolest types of vehicles super lame in less than like 5 years.

So now we have moved on to where rich hipster trustfund babies even put a sense of irony in their Porsches. Walk face first into a door of dicks.

Because it has the same aesthetic and usage style as other hipster accesories. For more information on how beings like the author can recognize objects as being part of specific formal categories, read up on some Plato.

Because it is waxed canvas, kinda like those doofy shoes and man bags that hipster stockbroker guys wear. Truly functional and sturdy would be some kinda high-impact plastic Thule thing and not some overpriced tote bag

Mr. Bezuidenhout

This is the opposite of ‘zero f**** given’. So many eff’s were given, that it is over-the-top in how exacting its packaging is, and none of it feels like it’s meant to suit the owner, but to impress everyone else who sees it.