Lowell’s red one is exactly what Jeep should have done. Something unique, like the vehicle it’s based upon, rather than another same old, same old SUV with a truck bed that you can already get from every other brand.

I Juan a gladiator the way Jesus intended it.

So much better. The new Jeep Gladiator is fucking ugly

I miss simple two door trucks. 4 on the floor. Roll down windows. Bench seat. That’s a truck. 

No lowballers! I know what I got!

I never liked this kid, but he's not wrong here.

So, is it a horse or a bull?

That’s the question. Will it burn itself to the ground or burnout leaving a cars & coffee taking several bystanders with it?

This is the chance the Spin Doctors have been waiting for!

Make no mistake, Blurred Lines is a gross sexist song that I’m happy has been largely forgotten.

Check out this SUV!

This being a 1955 you could actually swap in any number of modern motors. My choice would be a VW EA888 which would like fit very nicely and would triple the horsepower.

I don’t know.

I legitimately made an account on this site so I can force feed you your own bullshit into your stupid fucking face.

If this car was $6500 most of us wouldn’t buy it. This is for someone of class and a pursuer of rarity. With less than 18k on the clock I raise my glass to you peasants as I sit in the back of my Jaaag Wagon with my arms resting on the supple mid 2000's plastics and representation of leather as I stroke my platypus.

Even... Maximum Overdrive?

In The Dukes of Hazzard, they at least got the Chrysler starter correct. The General Lee was pure Chrysler eeee-rip-rip-rip-rip. Same as our 73 ‘Cuda back in the day. 

And bikes too... anyone that’s watched “Black Rain” will understand. Putting four-stroke noises on two-stroke bikes... aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

“Kicking it into overdrive” does not make the car go faster.

The egregious and terrible nature of the core take here almost distracts from the absolutely heinous addendum about the best kind of pizza.