Perfectly put!

Jesus Christ! What a nightmare!

He has very little money and no relationship with his father and he's worried about fantasy football? SMH!

It kind of like it's melting to me, or the wind tunnel fan is set way too high.

Hey, I've got a great joke for this occasion:

I wanted to read it, but once I click on the link, I can't staring at him in his stupid hat.

You probably should have grabbed a keg.

Luckily his middle initial was A, because Dick N. Butt is still illegal in a lot of states.

TOTAL RECALL: AMERICA!

She also wasn't much of a baseball fan. She once asked A-Rod if he was a switch hitter.

I'm fairly certain that's the official Tampa Bay broadcast. I mean why spend a bunch of money on fancy equipment when you can have a dude with a laptop just live chat the game to their single viewer? They obviously learned this from Houston, as evidenced by the man's cheap TB job over the Astro logo.

So, I finally learn the name of where the Lightning play, and now they're going to go and change it? smh

Good job!

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I can't imagine this is a problem for Jason Whitlock, he wants all the scoops for himself.

If we can prevent even one more umpire from becoming inconsolable, replay will have been worth it.

He's right about the dangerous collisions at the plate. Now the only time I see them is when they put out the desserts at Hometown Buffet.

Sure 45 degrees is cold for here in California, but we regularly climb hills with our Camrys, Accords and even our eco-femo-enviro-mobiles in our frigid 50 degree winters. Sorry Land Rover, I'm not impressed with this trucks ability to climb a cold mountain. Oh wait, that's in Celsius! Still not impressed.