Talk about double standards and reverse racism! So it's funny when the Molina's crack jokes about crackers, but it's racist when the Boone brothers would leave bowls of chili in 'Beaner Alley', which is what they called the space between second and third base? Okay America!

Fucking umps! Stop sucking dudes' asses when they step to the plate and start calling strikes for Paperboner, who isn't into ass play so you know he didn't blow shit.

I wonder what Kessler's response would have been had the question not been asked while he was cornered in the men's room by a sportswriter with a massive hard on.

+DOS 2.0

Being gutless helps her keep those 15 waitress-pounds off.

Bingo!

I wouldn't call a basketball uniform 'casual'. Boy, Rick Reilly sure looks comfortable though.

Who the fuck hunts buses? At least she ate it and didn't kill it only for sport.

If chupacabra69 doesn't trust 7-Eleven, then I don't trust 7-Eleven. The dude obviously has great taste, just look at his username. I'd trust his hot dogs, if he ever gets around to making them.

Not only are these pigeons cocky, but their Cockney as well. Which means they speak pidgin English.

We were once blessed with a letter in Comic Sans, but now we are sans a comic letter. C'est la Cleveland!

Fucking LeBron, so obsessed with himself. Where would he ever get the idea that people would care about what he decides to do? It's not that big a deal! Now excuse me, I have to go pay the billboard artist and skywriter.

Do tell us more please! Which did you feel drove better, regardless of functionality?

Either color would be fantastic, but I'd most like to be able to delete or change the color of the orange accents.

Dunking on Bosh is probably therapeutic considering he's as soft as a pile of pillows.

I met an astrophysicist from China once. I asked him what he thought of Mark Twain. He said he didn't know who that was. I immediately dismissed him as an idiot.

That video looks like an advertisement for bacha bazi in Miami.

You heard it from a coworker? Was he coaching you? I need help sometimes as well, my last girlfriend is blind.

Is this a trend? Should I be saying this more often, so that I look cool and hip? I'm going to scream it on the bus ride home as an experiment.