Tyrese Gibson is obviously photobombing. It makes me wonder how he even get into the party without his gray sweatshirt.

This is how I would summarize:
Two famous-only-to-the-lonely-sports-fan losers meet up at a fancy restaurant in Beverly Hills with a bunch of sub-losers in tow, some attracted to the one uber-loser's shaved widows peak and some attracted to the other uber-loser's basketball career. They sit drinking water because while…

Thanks for the reply man! Will it be yours for good or another delivery?

How are you liking the current car?

Q. How long does Lionel Ritchie sit on the toilet?

This is my favorite scene from 'La Dolce Cortina'.

Seems to me that anyone that would visit a site titled "Hot Chicks with Douche Bags" would probably a good candidate for being featured on that site, should they ever be able to attain the necessary female accoutrement. Should you aspire to do so, I would recommend not approaching the 'hot chicks' with knowledge of…

He'll be so excited to read this!

This starts off a lot like a letter to my dad.

FUKC?!?!

Man, that sure sounds rough! At least you can joke about it now.

HAHAHA!!!

God damn it! How do you edit or erase? FUCK!

2 days from now, suburban home somewhere in Michigan:

Once McIlroy learned the rules of tennis, he realized that Wozniacki and her have two completely different versions of love.

She sure did!

This is the same shit KJ pulled in Sacramento. The city voted against footing the bill at least twice in citywide elections. KJ and the board knew that they couldn't let the most recent proposal go to a vote, so they found a way to get it through without having to go a referendum. And then when a group of citizens…

So much better for you than a Power Bar.

Those who live with a glass eye shouldn't throw it over to Bob Ley.

You went to West, right? My name is Paul Alexander, I was in the Class of '96. Cool to see someone from West writing for Jalopnik.