When girls fight, the blood tends to flow.

+1

The Honorable Judge Yosemite Sam's typically terse tort law judgments are a pleasure to read in my opinion.

Study: Or Flunk Out of School Like Your Loser Uncle Paul

If this kid is trying to show off his 'fuck-you-money' status by napping against the boards at a hockey game, he should take a look at my Murphy-bed in the basket support at Staples.

North Korean prisons are dungeons!: http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2013/10/15/u-s…

Here's Another Inane Christmas List:

Well, if you're talking about my 'rocket', then we should probably focus on the many forms of 'Richard'.

Sure, the Mighty Wing problem is a big one, but what about all the lesser parts, like the Insecure Gizzards or the Agoraphobic Thoraxes?

Huh, [insert joke]!

A rebuttal, from 35 year old Seahawk fan (for the duration of this exercise), Triumph of the Will Clark:

'I can't believe the little man had the nerve to call us mama's boys' -

I'd be more concerned about his future success if he were running next to Mitt Romney.

on my knees while sucking cokc #whoreville

"Get Hourly Updates On Which NBA Team Is Smelling the Worst"

'Yeah, you just sorta, you know, swing your arms around'

I don't know Donovan, he seems pretty automatic to me.

Best Ways to Serve the UnderPRIVILEGED:

Dude's right, don't know how to edit the comment, but Bootsy was the one that played with JB. BIG mistake! Sorry funk fans!

This is for the children who may not know who Bootsy is: