Did she wipe Preparation H on his lips?

Sportsman, where I come from, has a more specific connotation: one who hunts and fishes. And 'round here, the title of 'Sportsman of the Year' goes to the hunter who is able to successfully mount the most does using only deer calls. The winner is verified using sophisticated camera technology, technology that is often…

The Earlobe Rotation:

The last time Peter King hacked some Spam was at breakfast in Livermore with John Madden after spending the previous evening elbow deep in his 'turducken'.

I don't know what Gary Danielson is talking about.

Let me guess: his excuses were extremely flaccid, that he was unable to perform during the sobriety tests and he failed to wrap it up when the police demanded to end his haranguing.

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This reminds of the first time I attempted to have sex. Each attempt has gotten progressively worse.

Great stuff Tom, especially in regards to Hibbert, who is why the Pacers seem like the team to beat in the NBA right now.

Sure seems as if Kidd has a problem with Frankness.

I get horny every time I see a plane drive into a hanger, too! That's what he was talking about right?

This is hilarious!

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"Tom Dempsey, recordholder for the longest made regular season NFL field goal, at 63 yards (tied with Jason Elam, Sebastian Janikowski, and David Akers)." Wow, not an ounce of truth in that statement. Maybe you have heard the name...hold on, I'm looking it up...I'm pretty sure it's a guy on the Broncos...ah yes, here…

C'mon man, the guy's been brutalized enough already.

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A few things to consider regarding the now closed Jameis Winston case:

Awesome and timely reminder!

Even if you don't like live axles, it seems strange to me to be getting excited about the disappearance of one of the few sports cars that still has something most cars don't. So if you wanted to get a car with a live axle, well you're SOL, whereas if you wanted IRS you already have the pick of the litter.