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+1!!!!! AMAZINGLY FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!

+1 day trip to Boca Raton

Why do they want him to burn at the stake so badly?

Hilarious!!!

Yo tambien!

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Steady as she goes!

I was only stirring shit. I got no problems with Kinja. I think I just need some time to figure it all out. It's a bit confusing to my small brain.

FIRST! - (to get lost in the shuffle)

Great fucking advice, especially the part about the brakes. I'd also like to add make sure you don't lose the key to your Krypto lock because those fuckers are impenetrable and your bike will remain stuck to the bannister in front of your apartment. Trust me, I know from experience.

Oh, he'll be moving soon enough, when some dude is raping his ass after he drops the soap, and then he'll have to bend over to pick it up and some dude will come up from behind and I'm sure you can figure out the rest.

Speak fucking English man!

If you're trying to insult them.

I unfortunately made an edit and it doesn't say that I was starred. I still don't know who was kind enough to bestow it upon me.

Oh fuck! What's it feel like?

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IT'S FATE!