I haven't watched wrestling in far too long, but here's some Macho Man and Mean Gene!

You might want to start with English Settlement but Skylarking is amazing as well.

How long before they get home? I've made quite a mess in your mom's underwear drawer!

Oh cool! Is it cool if I go make myself some microwave popcorn then?

Do yourself a favor and just start listening to every XTC album. You will be rewarded beyond belief.

Cool, thanks man. My buddy is a huge soccer fan and he's always trying to talk to be about it but I have nothing to add. Maybe now I can at least act like I have some idea of what's going on.

Thanks for reminding me of this album! I haven't a had a copy for far too many years! I actually know a guy who actually has that horse outline tattoo on his arm. Unfortunately he's a terrible person.

No one is making you read the articles! You can skip to the comments! It's true!

Ronaldo seems like he's been playing out of his mind in this tournament. Again, that's an uninformed opinion. Does Portugal have anyone that's any good besides him?

Hahahaha!!! Homeless children are genetically predisposed to be just like their parents: worthless, scum sucking human waste. It's not your fault at all, it was just him fulfilling his genetic destiny.

So out of who's left, Spain and Germany are the front runners by a long shot? I'm sorry, I'm extremely ignorant about soccer.

Hahaha!

I can tell you which ones didn't make me feel a twinge of embarrassment. Is that good enough?

Was Italy supposed to have gotten this far in the tourney?

Look up by the date.

Fuck, c'mon guys! Only 324 comments to go!

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I was only joking. Thanks for the tip though, I didn't even know there was trick to using it. I'll have to try it.

I haven't been able to get a boner since I stood in front of the microwave with no door on it at work.

Someone tricked you into using truffle oil? That's fucked up.