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Menino has been believed to have had a drug problem due to the large amounts of cocaine his wife has found, but after talking to him it was discovered he just keeps getting given the stuff every time he tries ordering a soda.

If there's anything a neo-nazi fears, it's probably a yellow card from a UEFA referee.

Have you tried jabbing your fucking with the antenna?

Yeah, thanks for indulging my windbaggery. I'm going to buy my dad a sixer of Hoptimum. I'll let you know how he likes it.

Hey, that makes sense! You're right about the seeming number of Sacramento people. That dude Carl Carleson I think said he's going to UC Davis soon.

See, your hate for Candlestick is exactly the reason I loved it so much! The passion there was fucking insane. I can definitely understand why you'd hate it, though. Wearing Dodger shit at the 'Stick was just asking for trouble, but at least it made you hate Giant fans. I remember all the fights in the bleachers and…

Fuck! Why do you hate Candlestick so much?

You from Sac?

I don't give a shit about the Giants anymore. I was already over baseball by then, but once the Giants moved into ATT park the fans totally changed and the atmosphere just isn't the same anymore. Giant-Dodger games at the Stick were fucking intense, but these new fans are pathetic. I'd have way more fun at Dodger game…

I get the emotional connection and I shouldn't discount it. My beloved Warriors are taking a big dump on Oakland and high tailing it to San Francisco which kind of bums me out, but it's still better than poor Oakland shelling out a ton of money like they did with the Raiders 20 years ago. I'm about to cut bait with…

This is going to make me sound terribly hypocritical, but I gave up booze a couple years ago. I really miss the taste of beer and I still like talking about it. It'd be awesome if they made some non-alcoholic beer that didn't taste like piss, although I've gone so long without it that whenever I can get my hands on…

My favorite is the Celebration Ale. IPA's are a thing of beauty. You're right, NorCal has better beer than anywhere else I'd bet. If you like IPA's, you should check out Inversion IPA from Deschutes. It's the best IPA I've ever had.

Doomed? Fuck, I can't wait for the Kings to kick rocks. If it's going to cost the city $300+ million to keep them in town when there's not enough money for public pools, park maintenance, etc., then it's not worth it. Not that it ever would. Arena deals are the biggest boondoggle ripoffs going. The city fronts the…

Man, you're really looking to get yourself run out of town!

Fuck, not a problem, I'm drinking a kombucha right now. Davis is cool, in fact I'd buy a house there if I could afford it.

Good luck man! Hope everything turns out okay.

No shit? Another Sacramento guy? I thought everyone on here was from east of the Mississippi. What the fuck is a River Cat anyway? There's no such thing! River rats, now those are real animals.

Fuck, who would want to play the Thunder right now? They just basically swept the Spurs, considering they won four in a row, a team that had won 20 straight. It seems like they've finally learned how to find the open man rather than just using their raw talent.

Fuck, maybe it is. I'm going to have to try that one out. By the way, does anyone know if you can contract parvo from fucking an infected dog?