Barbara Walters is a hero. How can we forget the time that a burning school bus rolled down fifth avenue and Barbara flew down from the heavens and with a mighty gust, blew the fire out. She then grabbed each of the children by their feet and dragged their lifeless bodies off the now smoldering wreck, one by one. …

Yes. And the reason for that emphatic “Yes” is the fact that to him its just ‘some jokes that you disagree with’.

I really feel like it’d be inappropriate to consider a SCOTUS nominee in the middle of the campaign like this. We should really wait until the election and let the voice of the American people be heard.

Republicans: Athletes talking about their liberal politics is bad, but 30 minute jerk off sessions to the military are good.

Youtubers like this are the new generation of Radio Shock Jocks; empty and vapid content that aims for trashy and offensive, disturbingly popular, and annoying as all fucking hell.

Well, Hyrule Warriors is a Dynasty Warriors game, not a Zelda game.

To be fair, we all wish that

It’s your mood.

Like you said, you’re not American.

Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

I would go just so I could pull my hand back and slick back my hair right when Trump went to shake it. I’d be a hero to all the other secret detainees in Guantanamo.

I don’t think he could name Bobby Lashley, and Trump trusted him with his hair.

Frederick Douglass is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job....

Barring an act of God, the next four years is going to be a waste of everyone’s time, and that’s probably the best thing that can be said about it.

“The Islanders are Screwed”

Here’s a good tweet:

Pictured: Gar Foreman.

Diva is fine. She’s now much more like a Winston, which is how she should be. She is definitely worse than before, but that’s because she was a god before. People don’t like not being unkillable

One of the many grand ironies of this whole disaster to me is how many of the ones in the Red States who mocked the “E-Leet Libbrul Coast”-ers *completely fail to realize* that it’s *federal taxes from those states* that underwrite pretty much their entire economy and way of life.

All of these people expressing regret for their vote...who will go vote Republican again anyway in 2018. And then likely vote for the angry orange in 2020 because of some reason they’ll concoct and subsequently buy into about whoever comes out as his top opponent.