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To be fair, the Braves would’ve paid for it themselves, but they wisely gave that money to Dan Uggla instead.

Trump (in full Nixon mode):

Sweet - more boxing coverage!

Pop continues to be a national treasure. The Mr. Rogers of Basketball.

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

There is a non-zero chance Kellyann Conway is an actual succubus.

I think you misspelled Designated Hitler

We’re done here.

I want to see a Bernie Sanders vs. Ted Cruz game of one-on-one. Then we can really find out which political philosophy is right. Plus, I really want to see Bernie kick Cruz in the dick, Draymond Green style. Then stroll back on defense with a casual “sorry, my bad.”

Sent to me by Sean Spicer.

I’ve never wanted the Steelers to win any game since the final day of the regular season in 1995. I hate the Steelers.

Just your daily reminder to say “Fuck the Patriots”.

Oh, fuck this bitch. I’m sure I will never see her in person, and that is absolutely for the best. I would punch her.

Tiny crowds to fill his tiny hands

6/10, hat needs to extend more into face.

IT’S LIKE RAAAIIIIIIINNNN

Our worst fears are now realized. All Trump’s supporters have become so white they are now transparent. There are millions of them in attendance today, you just can’t see them.

You could argue the Orioles still dramatically overpaid for a guy who can’t get on base or play the field. Trumbo had a .313 OBP and only a 1.6 WAR (2.8 oWAR dragged down by putrid -2.1 dWAR).

A ‘great Yankee’ is kinda like a ‘lovely case of syphilis’