Pet the pussy then. And as for your wife.....

I only sort of understand that perspective. Because ok, sure, upward pressure on house prices is nice if you sell, but you still have to output the cost of housing somehow. After you sell, you’re either buying somewhere else or you’re renting somewhere, and the increased prices still impact you.

Someone gets jokes. (it’s you)

Firstly, your belongings don’t magically become off-limits to the police when you die.

Secondly, since the deceased was killed by police during a traffic stop, obviously the police would already have his phone.

Now a thinking person might wonder whether the detectives were just trying to find evidence to make their…

So a Republican president is a going to use big government to artificially prop up a dying industry that is being supplanted by a better product.

Well played. Well played.

That was quite a pivot after the \s

Just checking: so are we now calling jalopnik reporters? I thought we called it blogging. B/c you know grammer n spelin and shtuff.

that particular company is having a fairly bad last twelve months.

Maybe this should be a daily feature on this site. I’d like to know how they make road signs glow in the dark when you drive up to them, but when I’m walking, they don’t shine at me. its magic.

Looking at it from a programmers perspective it makes sense - you want to design the most efficient process possible that uses the least resources.

All women within a five-mile radius of the hotel are required to stay home for the duration of His Majesty’s visit. Except hookers of course.

It’s actually somewhat unlikely that this will happen - this new antiboitic will be expensive, unlike the older, cheap ones they throw in animal feed. Rather, what will happen is that these new antibiotics will cost hundredsthousands of dollars per treatment course, and the pharma companies will continue to roll in…

“People just submitted (their information), I don’t know why. They trust me. Dumb fucks.” When somebody shows you who they are... believe them.

There are good puppies on both sides of this issue.

Everything can be joked about. Nothing is off limits. Funny is subjective.

I know, it’s like an asshole replying to your comment that he doesn’t care enough about your comment to comment on your comment or as a wise man once said...lighten up Francis!

The same world where it makes sense to put email settings somewhere other than the email program.

“Now if we can make the natural environment just as toxic...”