1. I'd post the animated GIF of Futurama's Frye yelling "Shut up and take my money!"... except I can't get that to work. Be mighty obliged if someone could enlighten me.

Jeepers. I normally come to Kinja/Jalopnik to read calming stories of automotive nature.

Thanks for that Class-A wallpaper material.

"The first-a rule of Italian driving: whats-a behind us izza not important!"

Are these both phallic references??

Strong qualifications, no? :-)

Not to mention tuner reliability, which is a separate unit than engine reliability.

From the front end, I see a more menacing version of the Toyobaru. But hey, that's all good, right?...

Ahh, a bit of the paid upper-crust snobbery, eh? I'll concede that I usually prefer to pronounce words, proper nouns, brand names etc. with a nod toward the countries of their origin. But since "Jaguar" the proper noun is spelled the same as "jaguar" the common noun, over which the UK has no actual monopoly, I'll…

Dictionary.com says: [jag-wahr, -yoo-ahr; especially British jag-yoo-er] So "correct" is subjective. But thanks for playing! ;-)

Wow. Is it traditional British English to pronounce "Jag-yew-ar" instead of "Jag-war"? I'm surprised I never realized this in over four decades of car enthusiasm.

"Grizzly" fate? Did you deliberately misspell "grisly" to hint at collisions with bears?

Why is noone pointing out the correct spelling of bukkake?

Oh, wait...

"He intended to do something physically impossible. What he did actually do could never, under any circumstances, actually succeed. In my mind that makes it not a crime - it appears there was plenty of other shit to charge him with."

...and do what with said nuke? Play chicken with Jack Bauer?

So, two or three years old?

Aaaahhh, but the piles of informative, entertaining and occasionally incendiary comments are surely enough counterpoint to all the clickbait? :-)

Those links are now 404...?

That's all terrific, but I don't get the lack of reverse gear on the Florida T?...

...self-Imola-tion?