This is more sad than salacious.

All them tits look like they got regrets.

Tulane does not belong in their conference I don't care what the ghost of Bob Marley says.

He’s keeping it mellow because if there are any histrionic’s he could be shot and buried in an unmarked grave.

Never.

You probably had sex with bacon(the thick Canadian kind).

Trumpman is our new order superhero .Is their nothing he can’t do?Fight the Hilbot,take down the Demformers,save the blacks from their own ruination,cherish the Wiminz(even though those heifers don’t deserve it).Persuade the evil Nietoron to pay for that wall,crush Isis,inter all the musslemen on an island and carpet…

All them pics look like these guys are doing naughty things to their dangly bits.

I am the wailing souls of the damned coming from your P trap’kill your neighbor and wear his skin like a fleshy muumuu.’

Nice words from a weasel when a hurricane is barreling towards your state.

Has any one seen this roommate since?

Jingle bells batman smells

Forget the Wolverines,can we talk about Tom Brady's new do?Heh,heh.

Black Flag makes roach motels,seems appropriate.

Joel Stave will lead them to the promised land,Delusionville.

If you want to fish out a fly,put the end of a straw over it and place a finger over the other end,sucks it right up.Or eat the fly,are you insane wasting alcohol,that’s dinner and a drink,also kids starving in China.

I have met David Duke.

See,God makes it all better.

If you have kids and pets the toilet door is never locked,never.

Speaking of old crusty things long forgotten,I would be more than willing to buy Bortles and Jamies wine coolers.