Bitch, I write about real cars every goddamn day! I wrote four other articles about cars and car-related things the same day I wrote this. And the weird obsession isn’t with the crazy group; it’s because of my crazy eyeball/headlight fixation. That’s the root of it all. And not being breast-fed.

Seeing as how most of the comments are people complaining, thank you for this Torch. It was a bright spot in my otherwise shit day. Kudos.

Great, thanks, now I’m seriously worried about other shit.

IT’S A CARTOON?

While this made me laugh (and hope it becomes an ongoing series), it reminded me of the great blog Alice and Kev from a few years back that explored what happens with homeless sims in Sims 3 done by a game designer just to see what happens. It’s pretty interesting and ends up being a compelling story.

Yeah, thats actually a traditional Irish name. But you are probably right, we probably need more kids named after the bible. Better to name your kids after something that has brainwashed and killed more people then anything ever rather then your heritage.

I hope to god you never have one. We don’t need more kids with garbage names full of extra ys and unnecessary double consonants.

too many goddamn y’s in that first name there

ESPECIALLY when compared to Michelle Obama! Our current FLOTUS exudes genuine grace and compassion. Melania looks like the kind of person who tries to get the coat check person at a country club fired for “taking too long”.

To be fair, she does give one hell of an inspiring speech ;)

Good. Actions have consequences.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You are joking right?

nah

I know it’s frowned upon to preorder, but for this I don’t care if it’s the Smells like a horse stable special edition, I will preorder the shit out of it

I want one of these and I don’t know why.

Those with a sense of humor.

Now I just want to see if the Gamertag StraightKrillin is available...and there it went

Congrats to everyone who wants the gamertag StraightChillin.

Yeah, Barristan went out like a bitch because of showrunning and writing logistics. It’s too bad. Maybe someday we’ll get to see the Battle of the Trident. I want to see Thoros of Myr jump through the breach with his flaming sword. We’ve heard about it enough.

“Then come,” said Barristan the Bold.