Bitch, I write about real cars every goddamn day! I wrote four other articles about cars and car-related things the same day I wrote this. And the weird obsession isn’t with the crazy group; it’s because of my crazy eyeball/headlight fixation. That’s the root of it all. And not being breast-fed.

Seeing as how most of the comments are people complaining, thank you for this Torch. It was a bright spot in my otherwise shit day. Kudos.

Great, thanks, now I’m seriously worried about other shit.

IT’S A CARTOON?

They’re fun to watch and nobody thinks you’re cool by saying you think otherwise.

Aww you poor thing.

It’d also be rad if they picked a big bad that WASN’T a speedster. There’s only so many times they can dip into the “evil speedster” and “run faster via the power of sheer will and love!” well before it gets terribly old.

While this made me laugh (and hope it becomes an ongoing series), it reminded me of the great blog Alice and Kev from a few years back that explored what happens with homeless sims in Sims 3 done by a game designer just to see what happens. It’s pretty interesting and ends up being a compelling story.

Yeah, thats actually a traditional Irish name. But you are probably right, we probably need more kids named after the bible. Better to name your kids after something that has brainwashed and killed more people then anything ever rather then your heritage.

I hope to god you never have one. We don’t need more kids with garbage names full of extra ys and unnecessary double consonants.

too many goddamn y’s in that first name there

“Seems Marvel is trying to offer up an ala carte comic universe, where new and old comic readers alike can read a series that fits their tastes...”

You know things are bad when even George R R Martin says there are too many people dying.

ESPECIALLY when compared to Michelle Obama! Our current FLOTUS exudes genuine grace and compassion. Melania looks like the kind of person who tries to get the coat check person at a country club fired for “taking too long”.

To be fair, she does give one hell of an inspiring speech ;)

Good. Actions have consequences.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You are joking right?

McQueen crashes

nah

I believe it is Tommy, Flashpoint made slight changes to the timeline. If Tommy got crushed by the rubble and lived in this timeline albeit disfigured or what have you I could easily see him wanting to get revenge on Oliver for everything.