So Kevin won’t lick his fingers but he will put a whole shell in his mouth, take the shell out of his mouth, get saliva on his fingers, and then pick up another shell with saliva fingers and put it in his mouth? Isn’t that transferring germs from his fingers to his mouth in a similar way to licking his fingers?

When you said “murder,” did you mean “manslaughter?” When a pitcher throws a pitch at a batter, like what happened on that play, do you consider that attempted murder, too?

When you say “tried to murder another player with a bat,” do you mean “threw his bat down the third base line at nobody in particular?”

This was just a couple seasons removed from his Brady Anderson-esque, likely roid-aided, 25/25 and 20/50 seasons.

Byrnes. It’s always Byrnes.

Johnny Dickshot

“That’s his best album!”

That pitched was thrown at Marisnick’s head...

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At what point does a Loco Moco stop being a Loco Moco? Most would probably say it’s when you replace the rice with hash browns. Even so, this is just a southern Loco Moco.

here’s a Salty Stamp Of Approval to you for not griping about this charge

Bad kinja

Macron somehow manages to appear completely nonchalant about this whole thing

I audibly groaned after reading your comment.

Similarly, you could field a hell of a team from players the Padres allowed to walk. Winfield, McGriff, Sheffield, Ozzie Smith, name an Alomar.

After last appearing on this site because he stretched so far that he accidentally did a split and injured himself so bad that he had to leave the game, it’s good to see Tatis Jr. have a better understanding of exactly how his body works.

Should all roles calling for an “Irish Woman” actually employ only Irish women or will anyone who can pull off the accent and is willing to color her hair do?

Didn’t the guy from Five Finger Death Punch beat the shit out of his mistress? They should’ve been canceled long ago.

Hey man, i read a gross comment by someone I thought was you on another post. Thought it was wildly out of character so I checked and it turns out it wasn’t you, obviously. I guess you have an impersonator, which I hear is a very high form of flattery.

If you are specifying that the weight of the beef patty was measured pre-cook, then can we assume the other two patties were weighed post-cook? And doesn’t that make this whole thing misleading? The beef patty is likely closer to 3 oz by the time it’s done cooking.