Chewy Chocolate Chip Cookie, Homemade

I adore Phoebe Bridgers and grew up on Conor and Bright Eyes, but as much as I loved the idea of BOCC, I found the album a bit boring. Dylan Thomas, Sleepwalkin’, Forest Lawn, and Big Black Heart are great but the rest of the album falls flat.

I was in Chicago about a year and a half ago. Went to Au Cheval at about 4pm and there was no wait.

“Who’s Mia Khalifa? Sorry?”

Very on the nose.

8 seconds plus the 30 second wait plus the added time to clean the appliance, plus the added nuisance of a one-use appliance taking up space.

Eh, the “victims” in that show are getting paid and were under the impression that the job was a one day thing anyway. It’s harmless.

Yeah, I don’t quite understand their placement in Quadrant IV. Sour Patch Kids are delightful and should be pretty high up in Quadrant II.

God, the Takeout has the smuggest commenters.

So is all news now Fake News to Trump? Is there even such a thing as real news, or just, you know, news?

I never get what goes through people’s heads when they make a comment like this.

Or my favorite character, Crap Bag.

If you’ve made a split second decision that results in an imminent collision with a catcher, are you just supposed to stay upright and leave your chest exposed for some broken ribs? Or would you try to protect yourself and brace for impact by turning and colliding shoulder-first?

If you’ve made a split second decision that results in an imminent collision with a catcher, are you just supposed to stay upright and leave your chest exposed for some broken ribs? Or would you try to protect yourself and brace for impact by turning and colliding shoulder-first?

You ever seen, like, a late night talk show? 

You new here?

Remember when Mike Trout was worth a combined 20 WAR over two seasons, and Miguel Cabrera, worth 14 over the same span, won both MVPs because he hit more huge dingers? Mike Trout should have like 6 MVPs by now.

best baseball player in the world Christian Yelich.

She was fine last game. She made some great passes, some great runs, and she was fighting constantly. The pass she made to Tobin Heath (the one to set up the pass back through the box to Rapinoe for the goal) was perfectly timed and weighted.

He’s known since he joined the Blazers that all they would be able to offer him was the mid-level exception. He had months to decide, not 6 or 45 minutes.