Then why would Boston be second best? Literally every decent sized city has multiple NY style pizza places. San Diego, for instance, was voted best pizza in the country (lol) by TripAdvisor users (lol) mainly because of the NY style pizza that can be found there.

It’s got some tough competition here, though. These comments are the worst.

You fucked it up because JVG and Mark Jackson hold a heavy anti-Warrior bias.

Replace them with Doris. It’s that simple.

Who the fuck invites someone to dinner over email?

I’m actually not entirely sure the guy I was responding to isn’t Guy Fieri.

Got it. So no clever play on words or anything, just a shoutout to SoCal beer culture.

It’s more fun if you read the first two words in his voice. “We da spute!”

Nobody in California calls it Cali. And no one in SoCal calls it SoCali. Am I missing some word play here? I know steam beer can be called California Common. Just not sure why the “SoCali.”

I wouldn’t be nervous for him. If his castle should fall, it would have to be because he brought it upon himself. 

It’s because he’s experiencing a bit of a career renaissance with the John Wick movies (specifically the third one coming out). And then his cameo in Always Be My Maybe was all-time funny. And he’s in the new Toy Story. He’s everywhere right now.

He didn’t get eaten alive. He got called out for his casual racism.

Just reading this now. If you’re talking about this comment, you didn’t get eaten alive for dissing her stand up special, you got eaten alive for being casually racist. You implied that since it was Asians starring in a rom-com, it must have been a Crazy Rich Asians knockoff. Then you tried to justify it by saying Ali…

I read “Tyrus had a small...” and thought the comment was going a different way. 

How do you explain it? Tell them they’re children, and children get their feelings hurt easily. Tell them it is not nice to hurt other children’s feelings.

Whoever wins this job is going to miss damn near every 42 yard field goal they attempt this year.

1. Cocoa Puffs

Precedent set by previous Supreme Court rulings says otherwise. I posted a link in another comment. Or you can Google it.

Fuck all these Madison Bum-ass takes about their excessive celebrations. Scoring a goal in a World Cup is a dream of anyone who has ever played soccer seriously. Scoring 5 goals is beyond anyone’s wildest dreams. Celebrate every goal. Celebrate every home run. Celebrate every touch down.

The picture you used is fish and french fries. This is fish and chips: