He’s already one of the better passers in the NBA, just like he was one of the best passers in college last season. He also tries to play defense. He just sucks at it because he’s small and not an explosive athlete.

Question: Can a high proof bottle of liquor become corked? I paid a decent penny for Stagg Jr. bourbon, which is about 130 proof, and when I popped it open, the cork looked half rotted. The bourbon smelled fine but had a distinct bitter taste. I’ve never had Stagg Jr. before, so I’m not sure if that is what it tastes…

I would believe this is the real Olivia Jade but I am 100% certain she doesn’t know how to italicize. That wonky first sentence almost had me fooled, though.  

“Oh no, the pepperoni is too thick. Please, cut my pepperoni paper thin so it can slide down my throat without me having to notice it!”

Something perhaps you have not considered: The best pepperoni is the kind that has been browned around the edges, providing a slight crispiness and more flavor. These little pepperonis allow for a higher ratio of crispy edge to meaty center, which means their taste and texture are both better. The little guys are also…

I never understood people who use the drive-thru

I’m not even defending scrambled eggs, because over-easy and soft boiled are my favorite preparations. But your comment does prove that you probably haven’t had proper scrambled eggs, as the other commentor suggested. If you flip an over easy egg and break the yolk, you are way beyond the point of being able to…

But didn’t you hear? Jets are becoming far too complex to fly. Pilots are no longer needed, but rather computer scientists from MIT. All of this for great cost yet very little gain. I don’t know about you, but I don’t want Albert Einstein to be my pilot. I want great flying professionals that are allowed to easily…

You know what’s maddening? The way Frito/Lay actually ranks them. My office usually gets the 30 pack from Costco. 8 Doritos Nacho Cheese, 7 Classic Lays, 5 Cheetos, 5 Fritos, 3 BBQ lays, and 2, FUCKING TWO(!!), Cool Ranch. The Cool Ranch are always the first one to go. We’ve resorted to buying the 50 pack of Cool…

Ahh, good ol’ Skitt’s law. Any post correcting an error is likely to contain at least one “visa versa.”

As far as vodka goes, Tito’s is the not only the best at it’s price, but routinely ranks as one of the best overall, including in the taste test done here. It’s also gluten free, which is good for my celiac fiancee.

If Deadpool paved the way for Thor Ragnarok and those other movies you mentioned (Black Panther, really?), then what paved the way for Ant Man, which came out a year earlier and is definitely a lot more like those movies you mentioned than Deadpool?

Congrats, your comment hit the trifecta of douchebaggery.

Right? Why can’t this be like figure skating, or the floor routine, where there is (presumably) a list of cleared songs to choose from?

I know it wasn’t intended this way, but since “starlet” means “young actress,” and since the headline is about Vinicius crying, this can come off as a little sexist.

Pretty sure that’s the Philly Phanatic trying to sneak his way into Yankee Stadium

I think she plans to continue to fight

If the last email was first, it would have remained unread. Samer got his attention, and then pulverized him.

you spelled “white people” wrong

Right, the opening snaps off, leaving the cork and the glass surrounding it flying off. Champagne corks eject at about 25 mph, so I estimated 20 mph for cork and glass, which admittedly might be a little high.