Wow, that puts the “UG” in “UGLY”. 

Those four rings on teh grille are just a reminder of the brass knuckles you felt like you’ve been hit with when you have that first mechanical failure as an owner.

Boy Scout motto, son.

You don’t like cops (except when you need one) and you resent being stopped at the drunk driving checkpoint

“and police departments can legally prevent smart people from becoming cops in the first place.”

“The proper response would have been to tell Officer Drug Dog to fuck right off and to then call your lawyer.”

You may want to add another layer of aluminum foil, looks like you have a hole in your hat.

I’m starring you solely for “tangerine Palpatine.”

Hillary was a LOT, LOT more interested in a hostile political relationship with Russia

“It’s all going according to the plan”

Both Mexico and Europe’s targets seem designed to punish Trump voters and red states specifically,

A ten year old BMW 550i with a stick?

and here I thought I was bad with $375ish a month... Makes me feel better about my most recent purchase

At least Ronda Rousey knew when she lost her edge and was more of a spectacle than a competitor.

“And if Al Franken has no sexuality, how did he conceive two children?”

I would get up and walk out. If they are that stupid, I don’t want to do business with them.

“identifying” is biological but “liking” isn’t?

Car’s should automatically shut-off if they are stationary for a given amount of time

What’s advantage again? You still have to have the thing with you to start the car.

First we amused ourselves to death, now we are conveniencing ourselves to death.