“and police departments can legally prevent smart people from becoming cops in the first place.”

“The proper response would have been to tell Officer Drug Dog to fuck right off and to then call your lawyer.”

You may want to add another layer of aluminum foil, looks like you have a hole in your hat.

I’m starring you solely for “tangerine Palpatine.”

Hillary was a LOT, LOT more interested in a hostile political relationship with Russia

“It’s all going according to the plan”

Both Mexico and Europe’s targets seem designed to punish Trump voters and red states specifically,

A ten year old BMW 550i with a stick?

and here I thought I was bad with $375ish a month... Makes me feel better about my most recent purchase

I personally need none of those features but since it is from Apple and outragous in price you need one? This is what is wrong with the world.

It’s just that it doesn’t work the way you want it to? Yeah let me pull out my wallet for that.

At least Ronda Rousey knew when she lost her edge and was more of a spectacle than a competitor.

Sooo.... Sesame Workshop doesn’t want the world to know this isn’t associated with Sesame Street, since they are objecting to “No Sesame”?

“And if Al Franken has no sexuality, how did he conceive two children?”

I would get up and walk out. If they are that stupid, I don’t want to do business with them.

“identifying” is biological but “liking” isn’t?

Car’s should automatically shut-off if they are stationary for a given amount of time

What’s advantage again? You still have to have the thing with you to start the car.

First we amused ourselves to death, now we are conveniencing ourselves to death.

We did not have people die of accidental carbon monoxide poisoning when they knew the car was on because the key was in the ignition.