I’ve still never met a gay Trump supporter.

And have windows that humans can see out of.

To be honest it looks like something you could train a chimp to do.

I have never much liked this sport, but holy cow, I don’t think I’ve ever seen two skaters look more effortless, and more like they were floating over the ice than skating on it. That was impressive.

I mean . . . yes, Steele had bias against Trump . . . BECAUSE HIS SOURCES WERE TELLING HIM THAT TRUMP WAS CONSPIRING WITH THE RUSSIANS TO SUBVERT DEMOCRACY!

Shit’s about to wild out.

I was about to call bullshit because I don’t much care for loud exhausts, and every time someone claims to have a great sounding exhaust it sounds like crap to me.

If your neighbor drove over them, wouldn’t the weight of the car simply push them into the soft soil rather than the hard rubber of the tires? I fail to see how this would cause any harm to a vehicle.

I dumped screws in the grass.

Open sunroofs you say? Sounds like the lawn needs a little watering...

My neighbor parks in front of my mailbox quite regularly. I got a couple of nastygrams from the post office saying my mailbox was blocked and they were threatening not to deliver my mail.

So, he parked two cars in front of his house to avoid having two cars parked in front of his house?

Passion of the Christ 2: Christ on a pogo stick

I’m a pretty big Klipsch fan, having lugged my Heresy II’s around for decades, but I’m not much of a fan of this new look. I think they are trying a bit too hard to look retro.

I’m a pretty big Klipsch fan, having lugged my Heresy II’s around for decades, but I’m not much of a fan of this new…

• That’s a tank. It’s a Danish Leopard 2.
  

I once had a ton of credit card debt, went to a debt consolidation company to help (and they did!). However, when they paid off the balance of one of my cards, they (and I) didn’t take into account a tiny bit of interest that accrued between the time they got the payoff amount and the time it was actually paid off.

it disappears up its own ass by hammering the viewer over the head with the most obvious, cringe-worthy symbolism

My favorite is The Untouchables

I would love to hear why you think scarface is not a good movie. I can understand why one might not like it, but to say it is objectively bad seems counter-intuitive.

The TR7/TR8. I can remember seeing the commercials on TV where the car would pull into a wedge-shaped garage. Then I heard rumors about one with a V8, which just about made my teen-age head explode. I so desperately wanted one. To this day I still have the copies of Road&Track and Car&Driver that covered them.