This is a tough one. I went through a phase many years ago where I vowed to see every movie that came to down. This was in Oklahoma, so we mostly only got mainstream pics. At best we got two new movies a week.

The SWAT officer who pulled the trigger has the least blame. Mistakes happen, that is human.

Come on! Anyone else have jokes in the same vein?

Am I the only one who sees a face? The lips in the dark red section, a nose just above in the purple/red transition area. An eye on the other side of the vein from the nose, ...

I came to a similar conclusion shortly after purchasing my Audi (with 333ish bhp). Reality smacked me right in the head when I suddenly discovered that a 5 second dash to 60mph lasts about ... (wait for it!) ... 5 seconds before you have to lay off the throttle. More horsepower means the fun time is just a little…

We’re supposed to believe that CDs are the best way to listen to music by reading an article that ends with you selling all your CDs?

Then she commits suicide for no apparent reason (seriously those ships don’t have autopilot?)

What? No mention of Good King Wenceslas? I’ve never met a single human who knew how to sing along. Hum along? Certainly. Know all the words? Nobody.

Just take a moment and think about this in light of our modern standards. It seems absolutely insane. This was a safety advance that had a proven record of being effective at getting people to wear safety belts, but nobody wanted anything to do with it.

Audis aren’t famous for their reliability.

God, I hate Audi so much.

Enjoy your new banned words list from the GOP - the party that haaaaaates Political Correctness!

I wish that Moore would have won just for the LOLZ!

Who would have thought it would be Alabama that is first to stand up and say “enough is enough”?

Front, yes, obviously, 100%, all the time. Because you can fly through the windshield.

When will it end do you think? Impeachment?

Oh man, I loved it (most of the time) when my kids slept with me. It wasn’t often, just when they were feeling extra lonely I guess, and perhaps sometimes as a treat.

And I’ll bet he makes cakes for divorcees AND people who eat shrimp!

the constant fear of having a killer nearby plus the thrill of pursuing your own victims make boredom irrelevant.

Seriously though, make me live forever; I’ve never heard of any convincing downside to immortality