You think it pisses people off to know you spent $55 dollars for something worth 2 bucks and that warns them you’re trash?

Think of the possibilities! That guy you describe would have, like, 15 years of unparalleled success. 

Oof.  This hurts my heart. 

Tip#5: At the very least, play New Vegas.

It will be a quick two years. The Senate is being flipped in 2020, starting with Susan Collins.

While she is narrowing the vote gap, the real damage Kemp inflicted wasn’t the rejected ballots but the long, long lines and drastically reduced number of voting machines made available to polling places in heavily Democratic areas. People turned out to vote and after waiting hours, many got discouraged and left…

Internet: There will be a real life Pikachu Detective Movie.

Whyyyyyyyy did you ever think this comment needed to be made? Lord. 

Don’t worry, in addition to everything else, I’m sure there will be a dead Ned redemption, too.

Is it weird that Erin Andrews mentioned he’d been verified on Twitter as a means of congratulation, or am I that far out of the loop?

Every time I see someone claim to be a self-made man, I do an over/under on the age they got their first handout from a friend or relative—because they always, always, always do. The sweet spot seems to be around 15. Here?

As a teenager, he bought a lot for his own auto-repair business from a close family friend for $1,000, securing an additional loan from an aunt who worked at a bank.

We don’t do pixelated memes here.  This is more a place for groan-inducing puns and deep cut references that require research to understand.

Not watching cable news is also an option.

That ended on a much darker note than I was anticipating.

Not less than THREE links up there, if you bother to actually look!

He looks like the guy who, whenever somebody mentions ordering pizza at the smokeout, always wants to order Papa Johns. 

It is entirely possible all of this is a blip, that the Jaguars offense will return to being merely mediocre, and that’ll be enough for another deep playoff run.

Honestly, the thing that aggravates me the most about this is that I really thought that she was smarter than this.

Driving sleep-deprived incapacitates you the same way driving drunk does. Please nobody else do anything like this.