I’m 5'9", which is the average height for an American make across all races. I can’t exactly do the ones that involve the top of the frame in a standard door. If you include women this is useless for between half and three quarters of the population.

We have Trump because America has a bunch of racist assholes who are willing to screw themselves over economically just to fuck over people of color? Yeah, that sounds right.

Trump should not be allowed to nominate a Supreme Court Justice in the last year of his presidency #MicDrop

Wait til you hear that they’ve changed play calls so that a post route to the right is now called “Muslim Ban”

Put more pressure on them! Cory Booker sided with the pharmaceutical industry when he voted against importing cheaper medicine from Canada. That’s what happens when voters assume their elected representatives already know what’s up. They’re all craven morons, and they all need to be treated as such.

America is blowing a 3-1 lead.

So the NFL covering up concussion science and doing its damnedest to crush the unions whose members it employs, and being the most self-righteously military-exploiting, jingoistic masturbator on the entire planet isn’t enough to make you stop watching football... but your biggest reason for rooting against one team is…

Really? Clintons attended Trump weddings, were close friends, golfing buddies etc. What does that tell you about Hillary etc?

Bring on the hate, America.

Clemson fans are going talk about this win for years to come. Fortunately, no one else will understand a word of it.

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

Get with the times, man. Best guesses are the new indisputable facts.

Al Davis in hell right now

It has been 9 years since I deployed to Iraq. I spent 15 months there doing convoy recovery. Since I got back I’ve dealt with at times crippling PTSD, and about three years ago my therapist recommended I try playing a more realistic war game, as it apparently helps many people (though honestly I don’t know how). At…

So, grab them by the Donald Trump during the Vietnam War?

Now I’m just throwing it out there. Maybe, just maybe, Trump might not be fit to be President.

All this criticism of Sam Bradford as being selfish and a bad mentor has been so unfair. I mean as you can see here, he’s been teaching Wentz everything he knows.

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

That bat flip was the capstone to an insane inning of baseball, one in which everyone in my house, who had no rooting interest in the game, was on their fucking feet, losing their minds.